You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me
I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me
I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.
I bet he didn’t even help with the wifi.
omg hello you’re great hehehe let’s be friends
if ur having a bad day please enjoy these puppies playing with their mom
"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen
A moment of silent for all those in retail this holiday season.
this cartoon works at target clearly
so who do I get in touch with about marrying obama’s speechwriter